Custom Erotica
Written specifically to your tastes and desires.
I don't read erotica for pleasure.
When I do read it, it's out of curiosity. I want to see what other writers are writing about. What gets other people off? Everything I find is BDSM, gay and lesbian, futa, or straight vanilla romance.
None of it does anything for me personally. Why?
Because that's not what I'm into.
And no matter how close a story can get to what I really hunger for, it is never enough.
I know I can't be the only one who feels unsatisfied.
I've discovered, I'm not.
There are a lot of you out there.
Secretly, there's an erotic story you've always want told.
Something shocking, something that you could never confess to your significant other, not even your friends. I wrote the top excerpt above for a female client who was always secretly curious about sex clubs and BDSM. The bottom excerpt is from a commissioned golden showers story about a Minotaur meeting an intrepid and sexy female reporter.
What are you curious about?
Why don't you tell me? Why don't you let me help you?
When I do read it, it's out of curiosity. I want to see what other writers are writing about. What gets other people off? Everything I find is BDSM, gay and lesbian, futa, or straight vanilla romance.
None of it does anything for me personally. Why?
Because that's not what I'm into.
And no matter how close a story can get to what I really hunger for, it is never enough.
I know I can't be the only one who feels unsatisfied.
I've discovered, I'm not.
There are a lot of you out there.
Secretly, there's an erotic story you've always want told.
Something shocking, something that you could never confess to your significant other, not even your friends. I wrote the top excerpt above for a female client who was always secretly curious about sex clubs and BDSM. The bottom excerpt is from a commissioned golden showers story about a Minotaur meeting an intrepid and sexy female reporter.
What are you curious about?
Why don't you tell me? Why don't you let me help you?
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The Minotaur:
A reporter seeks to find out why cows have been disappearing. The answer was nothing like she expected.
Or read it HERE on this site.
Or HERE, on Moctezuma Johnson's site: it's worth a visit. It's like Disneyland had a threesome with Korea and a pig dressed as a clown.
A reporter seeks to find out why cows have been disappearing. The answer was nothing like she expected.
Or read it HERE on this site.
Or HERE, on Moctezuma Johnson's site: it's worth a visit. It's like Disneyland had a threesome with Korea and a pig dressed as a clown.