The Greatest Buttplug Etsy Store of ALL TIME

My friends send me the best shit to write about.  These come from the Etsy store GlowFYourself.  All of these are custom built and available today.  You can even request a custom buttplug, if these smutpunk designs aren't arousing enough for you.

Lucky rabbits foot butt plug! In 3 sizes, fill yourself with good fortune! Mature kinky tail spinner fun magic

Jesus Christ, golden GLOW in the DARK rosary buttplug! Ride the face of Christ every time you sit down, feel the love, AMEN!! Mature
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Pin the tail on the donkey magnetic butt plug tail and ears! Mature adults only, kinky booty party game pet play fidget spinner bdsm
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Shark Bite!! Stainless steel man eating butt plug, live EVERYDAY like it's SHARK WEEK! Feel the Jaws of the sharknado, deep inside! mature
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And there are many, many more.   The obvious question is would a person be able to get off having a shark eating a leg stuffed in their butt?  I think the answer is yes, because people are so diverse, creative, and deliciously strange that anything is possible sexually.  But what's most likely the orgasmic experience of these devices is the fetishization of their satiric and iconoclastic nature.  These not only cross conventional boundaries that define what is arousing and sexy, but trample institutions with strict propriety: a butt plug converted from a children's game, from a horrific and deadly animal attack, from sacred Christian imagery, from a pagan totem designed to elicit good luck.  This is the tantalizing, titillating, nipple hardening, brain stimulating power of these objects.  And, fuck, may god bless them.

Go Visit the GlowFyourself Etsy store NOW!!!