Mechanophilia: When A Car is SERIOUSLY Sexy

I found this on Reddit, of course:  Man Sexually Assaults Porsche in Thailand.

This behavior seemed vaguely familiar.

So I started hunting around the internet.  And I found Edward:

Though the interview is thinly veiled mockery, I found his honesty surprisingly common---what I mean by that is, his descriptions of his physical desire for cars and the affections he feels are very similar to the descriptions of other non-human-philiacs give.  For example:

“It is hugging and holding the shape of the car close to me and actually talking to it a little bit. And then of course, the rest is just physical satisfaction – masturbation is, I guess, the word.”

This isn't about fucking a tailpipe or looking for a vaginal shaped opening.  Even the man in Thailand scans the body of the Porsche for a while, sizing it up like a man would a woman.  The sexual attraction is to the shape, the car-ness of the object.  There is a sensual appreciation for what it is, and stimulates a sexual response.  Have biological wires gotten crossed somewhere in these men?  We all have crossed biological wires.

What I would love to ask these men is, what is it like to drive one of these cars?  I adore driving, and I imagine that if I was sexually aroused by a car, driving it would be an overwhelmingly erotic experience.  Perhaps I will find them and ask them.