That's the name of a subreddit I found while wandering the back alleys of Reddit. And the name is very straight forward: it is a collection of pics and gifs of men cumming on figurines.
I was surprised that the subreddit was comprised almost completely of gifs: the visitors wanted to see the cumshot in action, the tiny figure unmoved by the explosion of semen on her face and breasts, yet unable to avoid it. Most of the figurines are anime characters and I found that curious at first. But then after a while, it made sense: most likely anime figures are the sexiest figurines, the best candidates for these miniature pornos.
These are also figurines, not action figures. They are solid statues, yet their poses, unlike action figures, are dynamic expressions of their power and abilities. An action figure can be manipulated to a certain degree, but doesn't have the life of these art works. Perhaps that is the real attraction: the lifelike qualities, the vivid detail, and their frozen actions.
My Little Pony Side note: In the subreddit, someone posted a question asking if any other figures, besides anime, were acceptable to post. This user has a thing for My Little Pony and would like to post pics of cumming on his ponies. The responses were generally amicable, except for the last which was both nasty and funny:
people who aren't into MLP don't want to see anything MLP. especially anything sexual with MLP. keep that to yourself.
This is Fluttershy
She is most likely the most well loved of all the My Little Ponies. She embodies the transcendent element of Kindness. Her "job" is to care for all animals, with whom she has special gifts of communication and authority. She is a Pegasus who is afraid of heights. She is shy until she's around animals. She has a deeply buried temper and, like all the ponies, she has had moments when she has lost her sanity in amusing ways.
In porn, her prettiness and innocence seem to inspire aggressive sexual reinterpretations of her in clop. She is frequently shown having sex with the one of the very few male ponies on the show, and is also coupled in a lesbian relationship with Rainbow Dash, one of the tomboy ponies. Also, she's often interpreted as having very large breasts, and such incarnations are called "Hootershy".
An author using the name Mediarahan interpreted Fluttershy quite differently, and, I feel, in a way that sheds a light on MLP sexuality.
In her story, Fluttershy is suffering from depression, anxiety, and perhaps body dismorphia. She is hiding in a closet masturbating, trying to keep her inner demons at bay until she can cum. When I read it, I hadn't thought of Fluttershy as a character suffering through the same kinds of psychological problems as a contemporary young woman, but then again, why shouldn't she? Fluttershy represents that female figure that is too shy to stand up for herself at times, and struggles with self-doubt. It's completely logical that her sexuality should be as angst ridden. I didn't find the story arousing, but it was interesting. It seemed the purpose was to be a catharsis for the author rather than sexual relief. Or, perhaps, sexual relief accompanied the catharsis. And why shouldn't it? Why should we assume that an orgasm must stand alone and not be tied psychologically into many elements---and many of those elements needn't be intrinsically sexual?
The last issue of my newsletter focused completely on My Little Pony and clopping, or the pornographic side to the brony life. The clopping world is vast, complex, and at times disturbing: but what sexual fetish isn't at one point or another. I'm not writing about this because it's simply another unusual fetish I've uncovered. It's because I'm an enormous MLP fan. And because I understand the sexual appeal of the brightly colored ponies. If anything, it's completely logical to me. Logical not because I'm sexually stimulated by it, but because I have an appreciation of the ponies and can understand how easily that appreciation could become sensual, and by extension sexual.
Let's start with basics. Clop portrays the ponies in three different forms:
Anthro is the only form that is not depicted in the show or its movies. The porn can be extremely graphic or very loving. I have yet to find a lot of extremely graphic images, but there is a lot out there yet to excavate.
In the pony form, the characters seem very young, whereas in the human form they seem at least age of consent. I'm sure if there were no laws about minors and sexual imagery, there would be clop depicting the ponies as young as they are on the show.
I've browsed through bestiality subreddits and found many questions about bronies and bestality: are bronies into animals, and the ponies are an extension of that? Both sides hotly deny being the other, and this makes sense to me, too.
My Little Pony isn't about animals: it's about magical little speaking ponies with complex characters that have adventures. That's as different from a horse as it can be.
All I ask is keep an open mind. Forget that it's a show geared toward children. It's more complex than that. People are more complex than that. Ponies are more complex than that.
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I've been extraordinarily open minded about sex ever since my first year in college, when I learned women could have orgasms. (I was a late bloomer in high school.) Nothing shocks me. All of it interests me. I can never get enough of it.
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