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There is a need for sex.  Lots of it.  And everything legal goes.  The stranger the sex, the better.  The more surreal, magical, mythic, impossible the sex the better.  This isn't just about getting off or enjoying a romance.  It's about stretching your mind and imagination and being wowed while you're orgasming.

Action Figure Erotica: it's why toys are more fun to have as adults.#lprtg #IARTG #eartg #spshow pic.twitter.com/ZfpIl8G8nZ

— Lady Ristretto (@LadyRistretto4u) February 7, 2016

Coming soon...new AFE!!!

Marie Curie Saves the Titanic#LPRTG #EARTG #IARTG #SPShow pic.twitter.com/Nb8rdL5O1b

— Lady Ristretto (@LadyRistretto4u) February 4, 2016
This is play.  It's funny.  It's irony.  Why shouldn't we laugh as we come?  Why can't we have fun while we're being aroused?  Does everything have to be so serious?

Yet, there is seriousness.
 Medusa is struggling with issues of identity, even as Kali has dangerous sexual escapades.  Lincoln has deep conflict over the civil war.  And Marie Curie is trying to make sense of her abusive marriage...Life is not just a farce.  It's not just tragedy and it's not just an encyclopedia of facts.  It is all those things and many more.
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Coming soon...

READ A SAMPLE CHAPTER HERE
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The return of radioactive chemist and physicist Marie Curie...
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Action Figure Erotica novels available now and FREE...

  • Medusa Gets Her Hair Done
  • I Love You, Bernie Sanders
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Medusa Gets Her Hair Done
Medusa travels across America with the goddess Kali to find a beautician to tame her hair.  This epic story has appearances from such characters as Cthulhu, H. P. Lovecraft, Victor Frankenstein, the Hunchback of Notre Dame and the Phantom of the Opera.
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Anne Frank and her family survived the war and made their way safely to the US.  Anne enrolls in the University of Chicago and meets undergraduate Bernie Sanders.  There begins their long time romance, and Anne's struggle to heal the horrific wounds she suffered during her time in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp.  Erotic, tender, harrowing and sweet, this story will make you love Bernie Sanders, and love Anne Frank more.
I Love You, Bernie Sanders
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