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Moctezuma Johnson wrote me a poem and he can do the same for you!

4/18/2018

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A crazy amount of free smut event!

4/9/2018

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FREE DIRTY SMUTPUNK HERE NOW!!!!

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I recently met an entity on Twitter who refers to himself as Moctezuma Johnson.  I was immediately intrigued.  With a name like that, I assumed he was either overcompensating, laughing at himself, or just trying to be cute.   I'm sure it's all three, and many, many more.  

(This distinguished artist composite sketch is the only known image of Moctezuma, and is conspicuously absent his legendary Johnson.)

He has assembled a GIANT book giveaway.  Over thirty books are free.  FREE TO DOWNLOAD.  All you need is a computer.  This shit is truly the most creative, ostentatious, outrageous, erotica I've ever encountered.  These books are each a celebration of bizarre fetishes, ornate sexual orientations, and cartoonish sexual ideals.  

Of course, one of my books is available as well.


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RealDolls, Part Two

3/13/2015

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I'm completely fascinated with RealDolls and found the Boy Toy website (linked above), extremely interesting.  Let me make this clear: I'm not mocking the dolls, nor criticizing them.  I'm only analyzing them, seeing them for what they are, and without judgement.  

This blog is going to be an album of what I found at the above site, images which particularly interested me.  I'll add captions to those I can't let slip by without comment.
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Chesty Morgan

2/3/2015

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On Twitter, Tuesdays are celebrated as "Titty Tuesday."  So in honor of the weekly event, I present, Chesty Morgan:
Chesty made breastploitation films in the seventies which were, by all accounts, both silly and spectacular.  She was also limited as an actress; it would seem that her roles (and films) were produced for her rather than she happening upon a role.  

What I find interesting is the fascination with her breasts.  This fascination has a personal element.  My breasts are on the larger side (38DD), so my back and shoulders sympathize with what she must have suffered having such enormous and natural large breasts.  I'm also bisexual with a specific fetish for large breasts---but hers are much too large for my tastes. 

Yet there are those who find her breasts irresistible.  Why?  I think it borders on fetish, because it steps outside the normal reality of sex.  "Normal" sex involves all those traditional elements that we, as a society, would agree constitute normal.  Fetish steps outside that: shoes, food, bondage, etc.  At times, fetish enters a carnival funhouse with mirrors that enlarge or shrink (fat fetish or midget fetish).  This is where Chesty comes in.

I've read that fat fetishists find fat especially exciting because of the feeling of being smothered with comfort, of losing oneself in the folds of flesh.  Chesty could be the same: men being swallowed by breasts that symbolize nurturing, food, mothering, safety, an absence of responsibility.  This enters the realm of BDSM, and the role of a nurse dominatrix who cleans and dresses the man, sometimes administering an enema, but always cooing and taking care of him.  
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