I found this on my Twitter feed (@ladyristretto4u). Will someone please explain this to me? Why? Why is this hot? I don't get it. I'm not being smarmy: this is one of those sexual things that I just can't compute. There are things (such as death fetish) that I can compute without being aroused by it. With this, I'm lost.
All I can think when I look at this is that there's no possible way she can change the channel.
I've been extraordinarily open minded about sex ever since my first year in college, when I learned women could have orgasms. (I was a late bloomer in high school.) Nothing shocks me. All of it interests me. I can never get enough of it.
All of the pics in my blog are stolen/borrowed from other websites. I consider myself not really a thief, but a pirate. Arrrrrrr!!!
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And I thought I was fucked up.