Often I'll skip my way through Reddit using their random NSFW search link. Sometimes I find subreddits I really wish I hadn't (pics of dead kids), but often I find things that are very educational.
Today I learned about the innie pussy. Diagram provided:
Being a woman (yes, I promise I am), this surprised me: I didn't really know there was a difference.
Being a bisexual woman, I felt stupid: I've had sex with numerous women. How have I not noticed this?
Well, to be fair, when I was with those women, I wasn't thinking at all about comparing our bodies and discovering how remarkable female anatomy is. All I cared about was fucking them and getting fucked by them. Honestly, I don't remember anything specific about anyone, except how I felt with them.
It is very possible that this is entirely because this is my thinking process. Sometimes, especially when I'm excited, my vision narrows and all that I can focus on or remember is what I'm excited about. Sex is a good example of this. Sometimes details escape me, even ones that seem like they would be important.
Perhaps it has something to do with men having a stronger interest in images---that men remember pussies enough to create categories for them, so they may better remember their experiences and help them foster new fantasies.
Do I prefer an innie or an outie? I just like pussy.
Innie images provided by /r/innie on reddit.
I've been extraordinarily open minded about sex ever since my first year in college, when I learned women could have orgasms. (I was a late bloomer in high school.) Nothing shocks me. All of it interests me. I can never get enough of it.
All of the pics in my blog are stolen/borrowed from other websites. I consider myself not really a thief, but a pirate. Arrrrrrr!!!
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