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Will Someone explain to me why office supplies are in the vagina?

5/3/2015

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Perhaps the appeal is in the juxtaposition: having objects in a vagina that should not be there.  This could involve ideas of making the vagina dirty, or possibly making normal objects sexy (an implied sexual arousal through being filled).  

I see now that this is going to need to be a running blog subject. I invite everyone to send me pics of objects in vaginas (penises not included).




There aren't any foreign objects in vaginas in my BOOK, but you should read it anyway!!!
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